Things We All Lie About

Yea...ok. You are still sitting in your towel Grace. There is NO way you will be out out of the house in 5 minutes. That's a nice thought though.

I'll go to McDonald's today because I'm in a rush, but tomorrow no more junk food. (Tomorrow comes) Eating only a few chips isn't so bad.

Ha! This goes along with I'll start eating healthy tomorrow. I don't know how many workout plans I've pinned on Pinterest that I never looked at again.

Do people in New Jersey actually tell themselves this? Let's be honest that's a bold-faced lie.

There are still cobwebs in your piggy bank months later.

That works until the next holiday, birthday, wedding, new job, or firing.

You know that chair you have in your room that has clothes stacked on it? They're not dirty, but they're not quite clean. That same chair you said you would clean off yesterday. It's okay, we've all been there.

You said that last week Carol..