Joe Kelly and Chris Coleman are both opening brand new casinos in Atlantic City - and now I'm getting in on the fun!  But my casino will be open by Memorial Day!

Memorial Day Weekend is the official kick-off to summer at the Jersey Shore, so my casino will up and running by May 26th!

And I'm going to have THE BEST restaurants, THE BEST hotel and THE BEST entertainment in Jersey!

I have no idea where my casino will be located.  I also have no idea where I will get the money, or the casino license (if I need one...).  Nor do I know how I will construct, open and maintain a casino with no prior business experience, but hey Donald Trump is the President...

I'm so excited for you to come visit my new faux casino on Memorial Day Weekend!

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