The Governor’s Solution: Get Your Thanksgiving in a Can
You've probably heard it already: New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy has clamped down on indoor gatherings, limiting any indoor gathering to 10 people.
This presumably includes any Thanksgiving plans you already have with family and friends.
So what's a person to do?
Well, along comes the "perfect solution" - it's..... Thanksgiving in a Can!
So, grab a can opener, take a seat and just pour out your 2020 Thanksgiving meal! Turkey, sweet potatoes, carrots, green bean, and apples are all combined in this 12.7 ounces of goodness.
The item is available to be directly shipped to your home via Amazon, in time for your 2020 Covid-19 lockdown friendly Thanksgiving Feast!
I'm sorry, I just can't go any further until I tell you that Thanksgiving in a Can is..... dog food. I had you going there for a second, right? (Maybe some of us feel like we're being treated like dogs, thanks to our governor....)