Cat Country 107.3 Offers a Job to Mike Trout
Dear Mike Trout - best baseball player on the planet,
It's come to our attention that you are currently unemployed.
The Millville Meteor is out of work.
We know your $33.25 Million salary prevented you from getting a stimulus check from the federal government, but we wonder if you've filed for unemployment and whether or not you're getting the weekly $600 bump up each week.
Times are tough, Mikey, and it's hitting all of us.
Let's talk baseball for a minute. YUCK! What the heck is going on with the owners and players? Can't they agree on anything? Like you, we fear that the 2020 season might be lost and gone forever very soon.
So, Mike, let's talk turkey. What are you going to do?
I don't have to tell you that your beautiful wife Jessica is with child and you're about to be a baby daddy in just a couple short months.
Mike! Right now you have no job, no secure future! What if baseball never comes back? Sure, you could probably jump over to the gridiron and catch some passes for your beloved Eagles, but how long could that last? One good hit to your face and that boyish grin could be without a couple incisors and molars.
Therein lies the problem Mike, but we have a solution!
Come and work for us on the "Cat Country Morning Show with Joe and Jahna!" Yeah, we'll have to change the name to "The Cat Country Morning Show with Joe and Jahna and Mike", but we know the guy at the t-shirt shop and can roll out some gear in 3 to 4 weeks!
What will you do? Whatever you want! We know you love the weather - you can give the weather forecast twice an hour! Sports report? We don't really do them - until now! We can also put you in charge of celebrity interviews, as we know you're on a first-name basis with several country stars.
I almost forgot - your salary! Honestly, we probably can't work $33.25 Million into the budget - but we can always ask, right? The worst they can say is "no."
So what do you say Mikey? Come home and work with us. With the baby on the way, Jess can get help from family and friends in Millville. Let's be honest, with no money coming in, you can't be hiring babysitters.
Think about your future, Mike, think about coming home!