The Cool Ranch Dorito Taco is Here!

Since I'm obviously a professional journalist, I strive to always bring you the most up-to-date, hard breaking news stories of the day.... Therefore, I present to you the most exciting, breaking news of the day...  You can buy a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell TODAY!

Originally the fast food chain planned for a launch date of Thursday March 7th, but they released the tacos a day early!

So who is going to bring me one???

In all seriousness, I broke the news of the original Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco way back on March 6th of 2012.  And then, back on January 29th of this year, I broke the news of the Cool Ranch Doritos taco.

And now the day has come.  Fight through the wind, the snow and the rain to get your Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco today!

Taco Bell's website has confirmed the wonderful news!