Good News! We've found the house you've been yearning for your whole life!

Bad News! It's 17.5 Million Dollars!

More Bad News! It's in Tampa, Florida! (We're thinking the whole "Tom Brady" thing here....

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Architectural Digest is featuring this home, called The Oaks Estate.

There are six bedrooms and bunches of bathrooms in this mansions, but it's really the extras that make it... well, extra!

The house is French Normandy style - and, who doesn't like French Normandy style? (I think I had a French Normandy style t-shirt in college....)

Here's what's part of your new home on the lake:

  • A huge pool
  • A pool house
  • A 20-car collector's car garage (I guess you have to supply your own cars...)
  • A one mile jogging track (f
  • For you! (Or, for somebody other than you.)
  • An electric Go Kart track!
  • A bowling alley
  • A retro diner
  • A 2-story boat dock
  • A croquet lawn
  • A "men's lounge"

So much more too! The size of the rooms, the detail of everything - just incredible!

If you're going to be stuck at home during a future pandemic, you want to be living in this house!

Here's a look at the home. I love that the host calls it, "One of the most significant homes..." I don't think I've even owned anything that was called significant....

Can't you just picture yourself making a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese in that kitchen?

If you choose to buy this home, I'm counting on your adopting me and letting me live in the pool-house.

We can dream, can't we?

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