I'm sorry, but these things will not happen tonight at the Luke Bryan concert at Atlantic City's Boardwalk Hall.

Look, I'm not trying to burst your bubble.

I'm just accidentally bursting your bubble.


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    1. Luke is Not Going to Wish You a Happy Birthday

    Nope. Not going to happen. If you have a birthday today, and you're going to the concert.. you're won't be the only one. Not even close. If there are 10,000 people at the show, simple mathematics tells me there should be about 27 other birthday people in the crowd.

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    Luke Bryan is Not Going to Pull You Up On Stage to Sing with HIm

    There are 10,000 other people who would like to do that. The odds are better if you're a 3 year old kid with a cowboy hat and boots.

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    Luke Bryan is Not Going to Hook Up With You

    He's married. He has a hot wife. Even if he was open to the idea, there's 5,000 other women who would try to do the same thing. And, 12 or 13 men.

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    Luke Bryan Will Not Drink Your Beer

    It's flu season. He's no dummy.

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    Luke Bryan Will Not Pose For a Selfie With You

    Actually, you probably have the best chance at this one. Get close to the stage. Get his attention.

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