Shoplifter Hides Chain Saw in His Pants [VIDEO]
Excuse me sir, is that a chainsaw in your pants?
This guy was caught on video attempting to hide a chainsaw in his pants. Actually, he was wearing shorts!
Police report the thief made it out of the store and hid the saw in a nearby wooded area. After the video was watched, though, he was identified and arrested, and the saw was recovered.
For Sale: One Chainsaw. Works great. Was once in someone's pants.