She's the one, Sport!
She's the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with and now the only thing you have to do is ask her. Ask her for her hand in marriage. "Will you ...?"
Just a "regular proposal" won't cut it though. She needs something special. A proposal that she'll also talk about, a proposal that you both will always remember.
You tried Luke Bryan. Luke didn't respond to your tweets. (They were so good, too!)
The Phillies and the Eagles have blown you off.
Well, Sport, you know who won't blow you off? Joe Kelly won't blow you off.
As a matter of fact Joe Kelly (that's me....) is looking for someone who wants to propose in a big way. Someone who wants to pop the question on stage at the Barefoot Country Music Fest in Wildwood next week!
We want someone to propose to his girl on stage during the Barefoot Country Fest.
SIDEBAR: It's very important that you know that you're girl is going to say "YES!" If not, you'll rue the day! No one wants that for you, Sport, not even me....
So, recapping...... you've got the girl and you've got the the life plan, now all you need is some help with executing "the big deal."
We'll help you get her to the front, put her on stage, and give you a little push, if need be.
We're ready for some love on the beach in Wildwood!
So, if you're interested in popping the question, email me RIGHT NOW! Don't delay! My email address is firstname.lastname@example.org. You can also reach me via Facebook. Feel free to IM me ASAP.