My Sub-Conscience Failed Me and I Accidentally Said Something I Shouldn’t Have

Have you ever accidentally spoken from your sub-conscience? What I mean by that is the infamous "Freudian Slip", defined by Urban Dictionary as:

A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action. Such as speaking, and accidentally inserting a word on one's subconscious mind in place of another

It's quite frankly a horrifying thing.

There's times where I've gone to order the SAME coffee that I get from Dunkin' every single day-- yet some how manage to read off my former address that was on my fake ID in college...

There was also a time where I was leaving a voicemail to a friend, then simply signed off the phone by saying "In Jesus name I pray, Amen." 

LIKE WHAT THE HECK FREUD, LET ME LIVE MY LIFE

In which case, has your subconscious ever failed you?
They're funny to laugh at after a while I promise...
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